A group of cossacks travels around Europe, playing football against the teams of different countries, each of which has their very unique playing style.
The Cossacks save a group of Ukrainian maidens who are kidnapped by pirates while celebrating Ivana Kupala. En route they visit Ancient Greece, Egypt, and India.
The old Cossack had a dunce son. And one day he decides to send him for training and re-education to the wizard Okh for a whole year.