A father recounts to his children - through a series of flashbacks - the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.
At 30 years old, Opie is a virgin whose existence is made up of watching pornography and eating junk food. One day a drug dealer named Thai mistakenly comes to his door. She decides to help Opie by finding him a good woman.
A terrorist force rises from the third world. It's target: The United Stated Of America. The US Military creates a special new mission strike force to exterminate the terrorists. The threat has come, prepare for war.
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Mrs Bartolotti doesn’t really like children. She is therefore completely taken aback when she receives a son in the post: Konrad. Konrad is actually delivered in a tin! He is dreadfully tidy and almost perfect and Mrs Bartolotti is very chaotic. She actually becomes so fond of him, however, that she never wants to let go of him again, even if the weird people from the tin factory are already looking for him...
