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A mockumentary about crab captain Eaton Drake, who arrives in a strange Russian town in search of a mythical creature. Eaton's new acquaintance, a local news cameraman, tries to capture every absurd step in his years-long hunt for the Tsar Crab.
When an unstable Gothic Princess wants to kill herself Prince Charming steals her rope, she must find him to get her rope back and commit suicide.
