Jack and Melissa are frightened by their son's bizarre and violent behavior; they soon learn that he is the gateway to the Apocalypse, and it will happen on his birthday, 11-11-11.
Rachel hasn't been out of the house since being left at the altar two months ago, but some superficial rebound sex tonight and she'll be over Mark for good...if she can just deal with these goddamn vampires.
Michael Callahan doesn't know what he wants, but his toaster does.
