Milagro knew she was adopted, but just found out there is no record of her birth parents. So her boyfriend Davis takes her on a camping trip to help her relax. As the trip progresses Davis reveals he is not as wholesome as he seems, and the truth to Milagro’s identity is hiding deep in the woods.
Walt (lover of threesomes, hater of shirts) strikes up an unlikely friendship with a former Pro Bowler as they discover he might be THE GOAT of the lanes. The only things standing in their way are racism, alcoholism and Linda "The Crusher" Curson.
The story follows an elderly man on his deathbed who gives his young grandson a pocket watch and warns the boy against the dangers of letting time slip away.
