Mr. Patch, the Magical Pirate Clown, is harassed to a breaking point and violence ensues.
Over the course of the summer after her graduation, Rian decides to auction off her virginity on a website. This independent drama is based on similar real life situations.
A middle aged screenwriter struggles to produce his first film. His broken romantic comedy turns into an oddball ordeal requiring rewrites and consults with his only trusted confidant, Brad "The Duck" Pittt, a plastic chlorine-tablet-carrying pool accessory. His leading lady try's to find true love with her sights set on "Mr. Right Around The Corner" in a film that just maybe won't get finished.
