Three teenage girls come of age while working at a pizza parlor in Mystic, Connecticut.
Two roommates plan to kill a third to take advantage of college policy giving a 4.0 grade to a suicide's roommates.
A man pursues stand-up comedy encouraged by his fellow garbage man. Though his friend, who accompanies him on accordion, continues to tell him how great he is, he actually stinks. When the "comedian" grows a third arm out of his back, the friend uses this twist to get him signed up with a sleazy talent agent, and it begins to look like his career is on the move, even though his girlfriend has left him.
