Thing 1 and Thing 2, a set of bodyguards hired off of Dougs-list show down with Jeb, a megalomaniacal hitman who has a past with Thing 1, over an elusive mason jar holding a vital liquid that could change the course of humanity forever.
Secret Agents Leona Hackworth and Derryl Dennovenn don't exactly agree on everything, but what they need to agree on is working together. When a camera crew comes in to learn more about them, Leona and Derryl must do their best to protect some super-secret information while also talking about their mission.
