Splatter Beach

This is supposed to be a comedic tribute to the beach monster movies of the 1960s. It's about the Polonia brothers trying their hardest to rip off “Humanoids from the Deep” and other sea-monster flicks and I also see some parables to Jaws and Psycho. The acting is amateur and the directing is atrocious. The green-screen effects have gotta be the worst in cinematic history.

This movie intended to be a comedy and the film's humor is about homosexuality, sexual acts, farting, lesbianism and Hercules movies. Normally, I totally love that kind of humor, especially when it comes from Troma, but Polonia tends to make it really boring. Should we laugh at this shit? I didn't laugh once. In this edition of Camp Motion Pictures it comes a bonus disc containing the film's soundtrack and I promise I will never ever put it in my CD player. It's very rare (except for radio music) that I hear this kind of bad music. Even the music will be a part of the humor, and I was almost ashamed when I listened to it. Polonia has really stuck in childish and Splatter Beach is like a horror movie in the style of the 90's TV-shows like "Eerie Indiana" and "Goosebumps", but even worse.

I don't recommend this film to anyone. It's an hour of wasted time and you will by all odds not laugh a single time, it's just pathetic, poorly made and really boring.