Moron Spermlick decides to cheat death by eating at Jack's for 30 days straight. This odd experiment quickly heads down the sewer pipes of peril when he discovers Jack's secret ingredient is... Hormones! In fact, Jack's food is full of more hormones than a Tijuana brothel. Witness the unthinkable as he encounters severe mood swings, hot flashes and involuntary orifice hurling.
