Movie Cosmos - Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Description:

A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.

Top Cast >

Ronn Moss

As Rowdy Abilene

Dona Speir

As Donna Hamilton

Hope Marie Carlton

As Taryn

Harold Diamond

As Jade

Rodrigo Obregón

As Seth Romero

Cynthia Brimhall

As Edy Stark

Patty Duffek

As Pattycakes

Wolf Larson

As J.J. Jackson

Lory Green

As Rosie

Rustam Branaman

As Kimo

David DeShay

As Ashley

Michael A. Andrews

As Michael / Michele

Kwan Hi Lim

As Henry

Joseph Hieu

As Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain

Peter Bromilow

As Mr. Chang

Richard LePore

As Dickson

Glen Chin

As Earring

Shawne Zarubica

As Charlotte

Joey Meran

As Joey

Bryn George

As Sumo Wrestler

Hideo Su'a

As Sumo Wrestler

Jamie Searle

As Jamie

Choya Pennington

As Chang's Guard

Sue Don Lubin

As Beautiful Blonde

Larry Don Lubin

As Handsome Man

Viviane Brahms

As Sexy Waitress

Maurice Brahms

As Bar Customer

John Dunne

As Shades

Colleen Nakasone

As Colleen

Mike McKenzie

As Don Merryman

Craig Davis

As Billy Marvis

Ralph Riskin

As Yacht Captain

Erick Schrum

As Soul Food Lover

Ross Simeona

As Soul Food Lover

Yukon King

As Cat

Andy Sidaris

As Whitey the TV Director (uncredited)

Cheryl Johnson

As (uncredited)

Christian Drew Sidaris

As Bob's Lean Boy Delivery Man (uncredited)

Neil Wolfson

As Forklift Driver (uncredited)

Russell Howell

As Skateboard Assassin (uncredited)

Top Crew >

Andy Sidaris

Director, Writer

Arlene Sidaris

Producer

Gary Stockdale

Original Music Composer

Howard Wexler

Director of Photography

Michael Haight

Editor

Sal Grasso

Production Design

Peter Munneke

Production Design

Harold Diamond

Martial Arts Choreographer

Joseph Hieu

Martial Arts Choreographer

Richard Jerins

Makeup & Hair

Tina Scott

Associate Producer

Fionn

Costume Design

Loretta Jody Miller

Assistant Makeup Artist

Harmon Lougher

Executive In Charge Of Production, Second Unit Director of Photography

Mike Freedman

First Assistant Director

Christian Drew Sidaris

Second Assistant Director

Mike Barron

Carpenter

Ellen Jones Pryor

Prop Designer

Mark Haskins

Property Master

Neil Wolfson

Sound Mixer

Robert Schmidt

Sound Editor

Erick Schrum

Boom Operator

Larry Marks

Sound Mixer

Richard Keppel

Other

Alexa Sidaris

Assistant Costume Designer

Russell Howell

Stunts

John Thorp

Stunt Coordinator

Lance Carstens

Stunts

Steve Gehrke

Still Photographer, Production Assistant

Aaron Caughran

Assistant Camera

Eric J. Goldstein

Assistant Camera

Irene Schonwit

Assistant Camera

Dave Turner

Grip

John Vecchio

Gaffer

Kevin Michaels

Assistant Editor

Kevin Klingler

Music Supervisor

Beverly Mulconery

Script Supervisor, Production Coordinator

Pat Gor

Production Assistant

David Hadder

Production Assistant

Jimmy Hadder

Production Assistant

Gabrielle Longhi

Production Assistant

Frederick Luff

Creature Design

Bill Pryor

Executive Consultant

Douglas E. Reeves

Pilot

Beebe Smilow

Other

Eric Swanson

Production Assistant

John Brandt

Thanks

Glen Christensen

Thanks

David W. Hagar

Thanks

Patricia Martins

Thanks

Robert Megdal

Thanks

Russell Frazier

Assistant Property Master

Reviews:

DrMarty

How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."

2012-12-14