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"Every masterpiece has it's cheap copy, and Parkour Civilisation was the cheap copy of the incredibly successful and beautiful movie of I Survive In Farm Merge Civilisation" - Sun Tzu
I Survive In Farm Merge Civilisation is a thrilling retelling of the classical "Farm" story that every household around the world grew up with. Possibly the greatest movie adaptation of a popular video game of all time, Farm Merge Civilisation goes above and beyond with all and every single feature.
Unnamed Merger (Voiced by Chris Pratt) has committed multiple felonies and was caught drug trafficking. And alongside his silly friends, it is his goal to run away from the FBI and CIA. This alternative story somehow beats the legendary classical game "Farm Merge Valley", in which it was adapted from. The plot continues to unfold in a way that probably can rewrite the art of filmmaking and storytelling itself. Possibly the greatest twist of all time is contained in this movie - something that you should experience yourself. The way the story is delivered in a way which allows the audience to interpret the story by themselves is absolutely ingenious.
Possibly the worst aspect of the movie, I was heavily disappointed to find out that there were no alternative outfits for my characters. Of course, there were the presets of Farmer, Merger and of course Valleyer to name a few. But I was heavily disappointed with the lack of skins. Or perhaps alternative styles to current characters with allows for the exposure of more skin.
Shockingly good. Simple to understand. Incredibly original. I would not change a thing about it. This film was great fun with friends and family, with the multiplayer functionality where we all watched in the "big balls" cinema.
The movie is made for the "built different" among us. If you are unable to handle insane greatness or intensely emotional scenes, this film is not made for you. I hear even a second of the I Survive In FARM Merge Valley OST, I break down into tears. Anyone who is in a 50 metre radius will all started sobbing and probably cause a minor flooding.
Completely free. Truly amazing how this incredible film is just given away to everyone for no added fees. Thank you John Farm Merge Valley for this Masterful Film. 11/10
2024-10-18No watch providers found for the US region.
